Dad's IQ

Today at lunch, Xavier did not want to eat his fruit. He said, "Dad, can I have a treat?"

My husband said, "No, Xavier, not unless you eat your fruit."

"Can I have a treat when I get home from school?"

"Not unless you eat your fruit, Xavier."

Xavier pouted, "But I don't want to."

Miranda said gently, "It's okay, Xavier. We can have a treat when we get home. We just won't tell Daddy."

My husband said, "Umm, excuse me, Miranda, but I am standing right here!"